Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it.

[FmGrowit]

Does anyone know how to undo this curse that has now been placed on me? I don't know if I should just spend the night in the warehouse or if I'm doomed no matter where I am or what I'm doing.

It has to be bad luck to get an empty fortune cookie...right?

 

[leverhead]

It's bad luck to be superstitious! Somebody just wanted your lottery numbers is more likely.

 

[Steve2md]

I would think of it as extremely lucky instead. They have pretty good quality control in those factories. Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket or two...

 

[deluxestogie]

It's interesting how little credence most of us give to the fortunes contained in fortune cookies. And even less attention to eating the stale, flavorless cookie itself.

But, no fortune! Wow! I would find that disturbing. I think the warehouse is the best bet. Be sure to post proof of life tomorrow morning.

Bob

 

[Knucklehead]

I looked that up in my Foxfire book under signs. To counteract this you have to spend your fortune on FTT members with over 450 posts.

 

[johnlee1933]

Does anyone know how to undo this curse that has now been placed on me? I don't know if I should just spend the night in the warehouse or if I'm doomed no matter where I am or what I'm doing.

It has to be bad luck to get an empty fortune cookie...right?

If you could just learn how to spell "wharehouse" it might even be fun. :< )) -- John

 

[Boboro]

Put a backwards curse on the cookie Co."May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the ones who left the fortune out of the cookie.And may their arms be too short too scratch it!" That ort to fix it.

 

[SmokesAhoy]

I got one without a fortune too. The future is now mine to be what I make of it without pesky divine intervention meddling with it

 

[wazzappenning]

to fix this curse you have to buy more Chinese food so you can get another cookie, and hope that ones not empty too.

...and then
...and then
...and then

 

[indianjoe]

If you could just learn how to spell "wharehouse" it might even be fun. :< )) -- John

Spend a nite in the "whorehouse" and just get a couple of shots from the Dr in the morning and use Borboro's curse.

 

[johnlee1933]

Put a backwards curse on the cookie Co."May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the ones who left the fortune out of the cookie.And may their arms be too short too scratch it!" That ort to fix it.

What happened to your hillbilly accent and typing? LOL -- John

 

[Boboro]

It was to long for me to type.

 

[Chicken]

^^^^^^^^^^

lol....

i like fortune cookies,,,, am i the only one here, that actually eats the cookie,<

 

[BigBonner]

I got the famous no fortune in the cookie last summer , and thing went down hill now that I think of it .
Maybe the curse wares off in a year . I sure hope something good starts happening .

 

[Boboro]

It was to long for me to type.

I type in the toy piano style.

 

[johnlee1933]

I type in the toy piano style.

I type like lightning -- Never strike twice in the same place. ;< ))​ -- John

 

[leverhead]

am i the only one here, that actually eats the cookie,<

Nope! I'll eat mine. When I read the fortune, I always put "in bed" at the end.

 

[leverhead]

I sure hope something good starts happening .

Real soon!