Well fellers after careful consideration, soul searching, sleepless nights, and the sheer agony of having to think, I've decided to call the contest. The winner is: DRBOB!! The new name: Knucklehead. I appreciate everyone's participation and awe inspiring suggestions. Better luck next year. I've decided to make this an annual event.
Second place goes to Aaron for his unusual suggestion. He wins Don's Possum Cobbler Recipe. With Don's gracious permission it is submitted here:
1 possum
1 onion
1 clove garlic
clarified butter
olive oil (enough to brown meat without becoming dry)
1 cup dry red wine
flat or field mushroom, sliced (big meaty ones)
2 tablespoons fresh herbs (a mix of rosemary, thyme, marjoram, dill and parsley)
1 tablespoon tomato puree
1 cup dark beer, eg black mac,monteiths
1 cup brown possum stock
1 tablespoon marsala
You all deserve a nice round of applause: