Tobacco Causes Hemmroids I never knew

[BarG]

The problem with tobacco is that is is blamed for everything possible in the world, oftentimes without any data to back up the claim. The old tobacco books from the 1800's say that tobacco leaves ( I'm guessing wet leaves) applied to hemorrhoids will cure them overnight. I would be a little cautious though, applying wet tobacco leaves near a bunch of blood vessels might cause you to absorb an extremely high dose of nicotine.

Or maybe even fart while in a nicortagious state and that would be bad.

 

[leverhead]

A mathematician just works them out with a pencil.

It was logs, as in logarithms. Today they'd use a calculator, like everybody else.

 

[webmost]

I never knew this, my proctologist always tells me it is my beers and pot of coffee that is kicking me in the butt. I have been stressed out at the shop for over a week and they are really fired up. So I googled stress, causes it and says tobacco is worse. With all the harvesting and smoking more I am all nicatined up. Damm I am ready to blast off. I needs a inner tube .

Is this how you got the nickname "brown thumb"?

 

[Brown Thumb]

Is this how you got the nickname "brown thumb"?

Dude, That Was Just Wrong!
It Hurts to Laugh, SOAB

 

[Knucklehead]

Is this how you got the nickname "brown thumb"?

ROFL. Damn that's funny. Good one.

 

[Mad Oshea]

I take off My glove when I wipe. I prefer corn leaf instead of long cut. No nic. to roid.

 

[Boboro]

This hole thread is startin to smell.

 

[Brown Thumb]

This hole thread is startin to smell.

Ewe, Ewe, that smell , can't you smell that smell.

 

[Mad Oshea]

I'm goin to look for squatch and eat rum cake........