Tobacco Causes Hemmroids I never knew

[Brown Thumb]

I never knew this, my proctologist always tells me it is my beers and pot of coffee that is kicking me in the butt. I have been stressed out at the shop for over a week and they are really fired up. So I googled stress, causes it and says tobacco is worse. With all the harvesting and smoking more I am all nicatined up. Damm I am ready to blast off. I needs a inner tube .

 

[Knucklehead]

I knew it!! That damn patch has been a pain in the ass all freaking season! Now I know why. Thanks Brown Thumb.

 

[Matty]

I dunno about my tobacco use but... I gotta be careful sometimes at work, not to sit on cold hard steel too long welding on something. It happens sometimes that the best welding position on a propane tank is to straddle the tank like a giant horse. Sure fire way to get "welders butt"

 

[AmaxB]

Tobacco will cause your Poo-Be to leak too.............

 

[Boboro]

Man, Strain on the chitter cause roids. Waht you need is a lot of cheap beer and in a bind cheap tokillya. I no doc. but if yo ass is hangin out it ant backer thats the problem.

 

[Boboro]

I knew it!! That damn patch has been a pain in the ass all freaking season! Now I know why. Thanks Brown Thumb.

Maybe you got roids from backer. Butt the main thang is to not get to excited.

 

[DGBAMA]

I knew it!! That damn patch has been a pain in the ass all freaking season! Now I know why. Thanks Brown Thumb.

ROFLMAO.

 

[leverhead]

Sooo, This is such an uncomfortable subject, butt this news makes it a tobacco related topic now.

 

[workhorse_01]

You're not supposed to be smoking the ciggs from there! They go in your mouth!

I never knew this, my proctologist always tells me it is my beers and pot of coffee that is kicking me in the butt. I have been stressed out at the shop for over a week and they are really fired up. So I googled stress, causes it and says tobacco is worse. With all the harvesting and smoking more I am all nicatined up. Damm I am ready to blast off. I needs a inner tube .

 

[Jitterbugdude]

The problem with tobacco is that is is blamed for everything possible in the world, oftentimes without any data to back up the claim. The old tobacco books from the 1800's say that tobacco leaves ( I'm guessing wet leaves) applied to hemorrhoids will cure them overnight. I would be a little cautious though, applying wet tobacco leaves near a bunch of blood vessels might cause you to absorb an extremely high dose of nicotine.

 

[bonehead]

if you get a powermatic shredder you won't have to sit on your jackass all day. sitting around for hours is no good for that type of animal. they need exercise, anotherwords they have to make some movements.

 

[Boboro]

I have used a paper towel soaked witch hazel with great succeses.

 

[leverhead]

The problem with tobacco is that is is blamed for everything possible in the world, oftentimes without any data to back up the claim. The old tobacco books from the 1800's say that tobacco leaves ( I'm guessing wet leaves) applied to hemorrhoids will cure them overnight. I would be a little cautious though, applying wet tobacco leaves near a bunch of blood vessels might cause you to absorb an extremely high dose of nicotine.

A new use for lugs!

 

[AmaxB]

Chuckles......give ya a twitch in your step! Goodby Roids going out to get me some lugs...

 

[DGBAMA]

Nicotine being a vasoconstrictor this is a home remedy that actually makes sense.

 

[Mad Oshea]

My baccy gives My "SHE" roids---- It's the bi*#h next door THEIF!

 

[BarG]

You guys are totaly man loosing me. What the ....you talking about?

 

[Boboro]

They all a pain in the ass. And some time a itch you cant scratch.

 

[Southern Planter]

A mathematician just works them out with a pencil.

 

[jekylnz]

The problem with tobacco is that is is blamed for everything possible in the world, oftentimes without any data to back up the claim. The old tobacco books from the 1800's say that tobacco leaves ( I'm guessing wet leaves) applied to hemorrhoids will cure them overnight. I would be a little cautious though, applying wet tobacco leaves near a bunch of blood vessels might cause you to absorb an extremely high dose of nicotine.

No toilet paper out picking baccy..next thing discovery of the century for hemorrhoids..lol...sounds like when you get a random leaf for tp in the bush..then end up with your ass on fire