So CTbaccy puts on there, he puts: "Do Not Crush" big as blazes, both sides of the envelope, and circles it, too. I can imagine those clods at the post office getting a real good laugh over that. Just before they riverdance all over the thing. They get to carrying on and making such a noise the supervisor comes by. "What you knuckleheads up to now?" They show him the envelope. He says: "Here, let me show you younkers how we do round here," and fires up the forklift.
Eventually, time for them to all go home early, so they throw it on the truck. And throw everything else on top of it. Two days later, the mailman stuffs it in my neighbor's box, and tamps it in with his fist so he can slam the door shut. Do Not Crush. Right.
No prob. CTbaccy is such an old fashioned guy he still reads the newspaper. Has made a fine little shelter out of the folded Arts section. Here is what survived all in good order:
Somebody's got to invent an olfactory forum some day before I die. A snifforum, you know, so you can smell these superb sotweed samples Charlie laid on me today. All Connecticut grown habano wrapper, cured by himself. I'm gonna roll this round some likely cigar guts and shoot it back at him.
But first, that triple corojo torpedo, that gem, that's gotta burn tonight.
Eventually, time for them to all go home early, so they throw it on the truck. And throw everything else on top of it. Two days later, the mailman stuffs it in my neighbor's box, and tamps it in with his fist so he can slam the door shut. Do Not Crush. Right.
No prob. CTbaccy is such an old fashioned guy he still reads the newspaper. Has made a fine little shelter out of the folded Arts section. Here is what survived all in good order:
Somebody's got to invent an olfactory forum some day before I die. A snifforum, you know, so you can smell these superb sotweed samples Charlie laid on me today. All Connecticut grown habano wrapper, cured by himself. I'm gonna roll this round some likely cigar guts and shoot it back at him.
But first, that triple corojo torpedo, that gem, that's gotta burn tonight.