Jbug,
Just stay out of the People's Commonwealth of Massachusetts. You can be arrested for saying you always thought marriage was about men and women. Seriously, it's a hate crime. Needless to say smokers are lepers and considered to be the number one health menace--they believe in "second hand smoke" as if it was true. I tell em the cigarettes you don't smoke can't hurt you, which might be a misdemeanor.
Like, the butts kill the birds and fish, they believe. What fish considers a cig but food? Birds use the filters to line their nests, so they actually benefit from smokers. This idea is not a crime yet, but a heresy. The Puritans landed here in the Mayflower--too bad they never left.
CT