1.My website was hacked by capitalists. Happens all the time for SEO schemes
2.I'm more likely to die driving
3.If anyone is going to murder me, it's statistically more likely to be my wife
I totally agree, hence the eyeroll. Sorry, deluxestogie - I didn't mean to instigate the Inquisition. I just thought it was absurd that a corncob pipe manufacturer in Missouri would get hacked by the Islamic State. It felt like a novelty to be the apparent first to notice, too.