Speaking of brisket, the thirteen colonies were unable to defeat the British, until French Royal Navy stepped in, and saved our bacon. We freed ourselves from the tyranny of an absolute monarchy by accepting (indeed ardently soliciting) the direct intervention of another absolute monarchy. Ah, well. All's well that ends well. (Didn't end so well for the French monarchy. The very year that the US ratified its constitution also saw the overthrow of Louis XVI.) History is so messy.
Bob