First, dig a pit in the ground. Then stack a large pile of firewood, starting with pine on the bottom, then various hardwoods into the pit. Make sure to leave plenty of air spaces between logs. Pour gasoline, kerosene, etc on the pile, stand 20 feet away, light a Roman Candle firework with your trusty twin jet flame cigar lighter, aim at the pit and wait to hear a huge BOOM! Let the wood burn down to hot coals. Take two splinters and, holding like chop-sticks, pick up a small glowing ember and bring carefully to the end of your cigar. Voila! Nothing could be simpler!