Wedding coming up, huh? After that, you'll know where it's going. Whoever said "two can live as cheaply as one", had to be a gay guy. I bet my wife has 300 shoes. I don't have anywhere near that many firearms. ROFL
So 911 at your place is how to call the ambulance or the coroner. LOL
"In hand" slows cigar rolling and in this state on hand is as close as the law permits. On the upside, state cops are real polite when they see your permit right next to the drivers license.