I Saw Big Foot While Stringing Leaf

[Southern Planter]

While stringing primed burley leaf the day before yesterday I saw Big Foot walk in front of the barn.

The wife says it's green tobaccy sickness setting in. What to broads know about Big Foot?

Today I was vindicated. The local news is reporting that Big Foot loves the Kentucky River. The creek that runs through my land is a tributary, and the river is just a mile away.

We get all sorts of critters wandering in from the river as they stroll out of the Red River Gorge. We get bears, exotic introduced fauna such Chupacabras, a cow named Horrors Greely who thinks she's a Rhinoceros, and now Big Foot.

Here are some links to local new stations to prove I'm not seeing things:

http://www.lex18.com/videos/bigfoot-lives-/

http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/...ot-creatures-can-be-found-here-226210721.html

Nicotine induced delirium my foot.

 

[Jitterbugdude]

That ain't nothing.. I see them creatures all the time... every time I've been in Wal-Mart I see a few dozen or so!

 

[rose]

That ain't nothing.. I see them creatures all the time... every time I've been in Wal-Mart I see a few dozen or so!

Only a few dozen?

 

[bonehead]

caution he might be after your baccy. if he is evolved much he will wait till you finish curing it.

 

[Southern Planter]

So that's where all my apples went.

 

[Boboro]

I was marred to one of em.

 

[Knucklehead]

I was marred to one of em.

I heard of a woman that was married to a Tobacco Leaf Monster. She lived in Mississippi and swore the monster had tobacco leafs growing out of his head.

 

[Mad Oshea]

"thats what she said'

 

[BarG]

I looked for bigfoot today but he stayed hidden. I was gonna give him a beer and a cigar.
So I had to drink it and smoke it my self.

 

[Boboro]

I heard of a woman that was married to a Tobacco Leaf Monster. She lived in Mississippi and swore the monster had tobacco leafs growing out of his head.

Was she large very disturbed monster?

 

[Mad Oshea]

The one I saw here was totin her offspring under one arm and headed to my still with My good turkish and vg #1 in the outher hand. LETS GO GUYS! FUN TIME!!!!

 

[Southern Planter]

The one I saw here was totin her offspring under one arm and headed to my still with My good turkish and vg #1 in the outher hand. LETS GO GUYS! FUN TIME!!!!

You kiss her first.

 

[Mad Oshea]

----"I DID!"----- Got My baccy and hooch.

 

[BarG]

I saw big hog. hog from hell! we call him bigfoot . 2 1/2 " wide tracks You probly think i'm fu..... with ya! I tracked him all over today!!! I couldn't find him.

I hope I see him again. My last shot 30 30 bounced off him. Hes armor plated.

 

[Mad Oshea]

NOP! LOL got it

 

[Southern Planter]

I'm off in a few to hunt hog with my pastor today. I'm using a 308. Got to get rid of feral hogs so they don't eat baby Big Foots. (staying on topic)

 

[Mad Oshea]

Better get the 30-06 muzzle loader out for that one.

 

[Boboro]

I think duck Dy. has something to do with the up tick in bigfoot sightins.

 

[Southern Planter]

I have never seen the show.

 

[Boboro]

Ive seen it but ant sit down and watched it. But them folks that do now want to grow hair on thar face. Even a gal or 2.