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After exhaustive research the supreme court ruled that Washington D.C. could not have a nativity scene this year.

This wasn't because they held such a display to be illegal.

After exhaustive research, no one was able to find three wise men...or a virgin!

Wes H.

(My paraphrase after an E-Mail chain I received recently.)
So true, however, The supreme court has changed so there still may be hope.
 

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After exhaustive research the supreme court ruled that Washington D.C. could not have a nativity scene this year.

This wasn't because they held such a display to be illegal.

After exhaustive research, no one was able to find three wise men...or a virgin!

Wes H.

(My paraphrase after an E-Mail chain I received recently.)

No problem finding plenty of asses for the gal to ride, tho.
 

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Looks like spring is here.

And there is a report of an elderly, enthusiastic but not too well informed lady visiting a local garden center. A staffer of considerable years recognized her as his kind of customer, and approached with a cheery "Good morning. How can I help?" The lady explained that she was just starting into gardening, and was building a planter. Shesaid she already had a saliva plant in it, and wondered what she could plant with it to keep company.

Without batting an eyelash, the chap responded "Madam, may I suggest a spitunia?"
 
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