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come-on,,come-on,,come-on.....OCTOBER 15'th

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Chicken

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my woman gets out of jail on the 15'th [ back child support ]

shes been gone for 90 days...and i miss her big mouth... allthough my cooking is better than her's i do miss her doing it,lol....
i got 2 new bulldog puppies born while she was gone..[ the other 4 died ] ive grown my facial hair since shes been gone. she hates me having facial hair,,,

my bed misses her also....:eek: i got to travel 300 miles to get here,,, her warrant was from a different town.. im taking a truck with a TOPPER....and a lot of pillows and some blankets,

so if your in a rest area. on I-10 on the 15'th and notice a truck that looks like it has rear hydraulics....because only the ass is going up and down...'' just move along.. nothing to see here '':cool:

1 week to go....
 

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No matter how I feel about mine sometimes, I don't know what I would do without her. Good times comming. Good stuff.

Although I believe you will quickly regret the "I miss her big mouth" statement. Lol.
 

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being with-out her has showed me just how much i do care about her...

i been messin with this girl since the 90's.....and been a couple with her for the past 8 years.

she is pretty for the eyes to look at.
 

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you ok there Chicken??

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all is good here.. allthough shes been gone a while. i do get my daily '' fix '' riding in that semi and looking down ladies shirts all day long...

and if it's something good to look at.. my truck is fast enough to catch them FOR ANOTHER LOOK...
 

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Happy times, I've only slept alone in my bed twice in 14 years when the missus had our boy and girl and that felt strange.

Bet you cant wait to see her again, Like they say over here 'if the campers rocking, don't come knocking
 

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Chicken I hope your doing a good house clean up before she comes home. And cooking a great welcome home dinner.
Happy Reunion Sir
 

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well she has requested me to grill her a BRISKETT... when she gets home...


gotta love a woman that know's her meat....

and im not cleaning the house, just because she has been absent doesnt mean some-one else does her job for her,

her dusty house will be waiting for her to clean it upon her arrival..

ive discussed this with her over the phone allready,

if it was thouroughlly clean when she left it would be clean now. but she left it in a dusty state,,,,

my stuffed deer heads. have dust on thier heads<---------------
 

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One thing mine won't clean is my dead animal heads.

well my whole living room is pretty much designed around my taxidermy....

i got it in all 4 corners....

so she better clean them' or her head will be my most rescent display item...
 

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well my whole living room is pretty much designed around my taxidermy....

i got it in all 4 corners....

so she better clean them' or her head will be my most rescent display item...
I will presume that will be AFTER the camper is done rocking. LOL.
 

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nah............. i got me a true down to earth barefoot. no bra wearing southern girl.

she know's to listen to her man. and to not talk back.!!!!!!!!

she knows i embrace SOLUTION'S AND NOT EXCUSES''.
 

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i got her ...everythings good even tho i did have to get me a little at the boat ramp......
 
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