The Joys of a Meteor Watch
An average of 82 meteors per hour. That's what they were predicting for tonight's Perseid Meteor Shower. I dowsed all my exposed skin with 40% DEET, lit up the remaining half of a cigar, then took up a trekking pole for assistance in balancing in the darkness.
Of course, there was the predictable patchy clouds and low haze. And the waning gibbous moon would rise at 11:18 pm, blotting out everything. So I headed out at about 9:15.
I slowly walked down my gravel driveway, searching for a spot that blocked the greatest number of insecurity lights mounted on neighbors' houses. It's amazing how bright those lights are when viewed from over 100 yards away. I fumed at mankind's rejection of night time. I circled through the front yard, and finally ended up in the lawn chair that sits at the top of my garden, with silhouettes of my remaining tobacco plants arrayed below me.
There was a break in the clouds to the North. I positioned my FTT ball cap sideways, so that its bill blocked the bright light situated above the now-abandoned goat pen in the neighbor's yard to my left, leaned my head back, and stared vaguely into the hazy sky. A few stars twinkled. At one point, I could see all of Cassiopeia, but only briefly.
Whenever I heard the sounds of automobile tires on the road, I closed my eyes, and held my forearm to my face. For millennia, humankind would cease its scurrying when night fell. How's a codger supposed to see any meteors if cars keep driving by--one every 5 or 10 minutes?
I focused again at the sky. Flash! Flash! Fireflies were out and about, repeatedly snatching my attention. Then came the bats. Two of them buzzed me again and again. Fluttering, dark shadows that swooped and lofted, totally silent. More fireflies. I began to laugh out loud. It wasn't just decadent humanity that conspired to impede my astronomical observations. It was Mother Nature as well. More cars, more fireflies, more bats. I laughed some more.
The carbon dioxide from my breath attracted mosquitoes, but when they came up close to my strategically applied DEET, they must have become confused. Hence the swooping bats.
I puffed my half-cigar. The red glow was now noticeably bright. And when I looked up, I saw that the wafting cigar smoke would briefly obscure a star or two. Drat. And now, clouds were moving in.
For inexplicable reasons, I found all this to be delightfully funny. When my invisible cigar began to burn my fingers, I tossed it into the wet grass, and gave up. No meteor shower. Not even one meteor. But I enjoyed just sitting out there in the darkness, assaulted by distractions from man and beast and bug (and cigar).
I went inside to roll another cigar. I felt more open to whatever came to hand. Just sitting still in the darkness, surrounded by nature, has a way of softening ones demands. I found a single, tattered and neglected WLT PA Oscuro leaf--the last leaf in a buried bag. That would be my wrapper. Below it, in the box of long ignored bags of less than ideal leaf, I came across Metacomet. (It's a wrapper variety, but we're not being picky tonight.) Perfect for a post-meteor filler. I selected some ratty Bolivia Criollo Black for flavor and strength. Binder be damned. I didn't even clean all the dried dirt from some of the filler leaves.
It turned out to be one of those delicious, but random cigars that will never happen again--like seeing a particular meteor.
Bob