What is a deluxestogie grow log without another episode of
Oh! Deere! Lawn Tractor?
I meditated, and willed the springtime explosion of lawn growth to slow down, please. It did not listen. But then the birds, the bumblebees, and the bunnies began to celebrate. Dandelions' bright yellow served their role as camo for small gatherings of goldfinches. With the honeybees from a nearby apiary monopolizing the pollinating trees, hundreds of plump, noisy bumblebees luxuriated among the blue and lavender wildflowers throughout the tall grass.
The thought of my annual dead lawn tractor battery, my having to drag 50 feet of electrical extension cord from the house to the storage shed, lug out my car battery charger, and then manage to recharge the battery between electrocution-worthy rain storms—another happy summer of mowing.
I saw a listing on newegg.com for a rechargeable car jump starter battery ($66 with free shipping). I ordered it.
When the jump starter arrived, I recharged it (takes about as long as recharging a cell phone). Yesterday afternoon, I carried it out to the shed. Flat tire! One of the two, large rear tires on the Oh! Deere! had deflated itself over the winter.
I drove to the local Dollar General, and purchased a can of Fix-a-Flat. Once you refill a tire with its foamy goo, you have to drive the vehicle in order to disperse the goo evenly around the circumference of the tire—before the goo dries in a puddle at the bottom. Fix-a-Flat
usually works, but not always. (Rim leaks are notoriously difficult to seal, and valve stem leaks never seal.) Will the Fix-a-Flat work? Will the rechargeable jump starter work? In which order should I attempt them?
I hooked up the jump starter and turned the key. The engine immediately cranked, and continued for 15 seconds, while the fuel system refilled its tubing, fuel filter and float bowl. After a 10 second rest, I cranked it once again. The engine did not sputter or give me an occasional pop. It simply began to smoothly purr.
I disconnected the jump starter. Its built-in LED display said it still had 88% charge. Impressive.
I backed the Oh! Deere! out of the shed a short distance. With the engine still running happily, I fixed-a-flat, rushed indoors to wash the the latex goo from my fingers, then hopped onto my trusty tractor. It was dinner time. My plan was to mow just enough of the lawn to fully recharge the lawn tractor battery. But I couldn't help myself. I kept mowing and mowing and mowing—2½ hours worth. I may have heard the celebratory clink of glasses in the houses of my closest neighbors.
This morning, the bunnies are making do with the stubble.
Moral: buy one of these rechargeable jump starters, and keep it in your car trunk. It says it will hold a sufficient charge for up to 8 months, and is capable of jump-starting a vehicle at least 4 times between charges. The lunch-box-size case also comes with a collection of skinny USB cables (USB-A, B, C and omicron variant) for recharging telephones, and has built-in lights and a tiny compass (no radio or alarm clock). Its printed instructions are a bit confusing, but in reality, I just connected the jumpers and started my engine—no button clicks involved.
Bob