- May 25, 2011
- near Blacksburg, VA
That's not any old cop. That's Chief Wiggum!The cop with doughnuts...
Chief Wiggum receives a call that a robbery is in progress at the Kwik E Mart. A tide of police cars pulls up in front of the Kwik E Mart. Chief Wiggum stands with a megaphone in his hands.
"Come out with your hands up!"
His officers open fire. Hundreds of rounds are pumped in the direction of the front door of the Kwik E Mart. The smoke clears.
"Nice job, boys," he says with satisfaction (in his trademark, Boston accent).
The camera pans to the front of the Kwik E Mart, where the robber is standing outside the door, unharmed, with his hands in the air, staring in amazement at the hundreds of holes in the walls and plate glass.
Arun almost immediately fixed the avatar shape. Hurray!
I will cheer up. The weather service just posted the temperature outlook for May. I will have warmer than average temperatures. So, before we all go extinct, I will have a nice crop of tobacco for 2019. I'll likely start transplanting this weekend.